Good, any hole's a goal, you should think about that as your companies strap line. A client's recent free marketing advice to us.

Clients are often reassuringly amusing; at Pest Purge we like people who are spontaneous with a sense of humour. Even more we like free marketing and branding advice, all contributions are most welcome. I thought about starting a section entitled, 'Amusing customer quotes,' this would certainly be a strong contender. Alternatively, the phrase could and did sum up my client's feelings towards my treatment before I left her house. My approach being a three pronged attack in a large attic space which had three separate entry points which I had baited for a rat along with setting some traps. I was explaining where I had baited and left the traps behind the three loft hatches; my client peering up at the open spaces immediately commented, 'Good, any hole's a goal, you should think about that as your companies strap line. "Superb I thought, that would go down well with the ladies" or upset a few of them!